The lazy-ass deluxe club

Many are no doubt a part of the lazy ass club....bumming off from work, procastinating, finding lame excuses to justify it all ....but when you are in the lazy-ass Deluxe club the special package is that you can do all this undetected. Yes, to the outside world you are doing your things, hard at work (well...at least AT work), ...doing credible things. And the added attraction of the membership of this club is that you will breeze through all your work. Your bumming off is not only undetected but there is also a protection clause, thanks to which you also get due credit and quite often some laurels also. Wait now...this cannot be fair, can it? There is ALWAYS a catch. Now if you read the small letters in the membership form carefully you will find the catch. Which is that you will have to stay put in the place where you are.....just breeze through your work and a million other activities from Yoga to charity work ...but you can never excel.
Not such a pretty picture anymore, is it? Time to air some dirty laundry.......and move ass...BIG TIME......